• Cop: Have you been drinking?
  • Me: I been drankin'
  • Cop: Surfbort
  • Me: Surfbort
  • sterek:

    theorystyles:

    rom-coms (romantic communists)

    image

    worsethanmyotherblog:

Got bad NEWS for her
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    javeliner:

    think about the concept of a library. that’s one thing that humanity didn’t fuck up. we did a good thing when we made libraries

    shouldnt:

    shouldntism:

    jesus:

    shouldnt:

    its so weird to think that i have more followers then jesus did

    yea but i doubt that your followers will start a religion based off of your tumblr

    excuse me?

    the movement has started

    punkrockghoul:

    the year is 2038. michael cera is 50 years old. he is still playing the awkward teenager in movies. 

    satsunon:

maybe I fucking will