"Augustus is soooo pretentious!!!"
Ohmygod, no way?? It’s almost as if that’s exactly what John Green intended.
"Augustus Waters talked so much that he’d interrupt you at his own funeral. And he was pretentious: Sweet Jesus Christ, that kid never took a piss without pondering the abundant metaphorical resonances of human waste production."
I JUST PICKED UP THE PHONE BECAUSE MY SCHOOL WAS CALLING AND IT’S ALWAYS A RECORDING BUT IT WAS MY VICE PRINCIPAL’S VOICE TALKING ABOUT HOW SCHOOL STARTS TOMORROW AND I GRUNTED REALLY LOUD AND SCREAMED “NOOOOO” AND HE SAID “excuse me”
Singing Frozen duets by yourself more like
do not fall in love with people like me.
i will take you to museums, and parks, and monuments, and kiss you in every beautiful place, so that you can never go back to them without tasting me like blood in your mouth. i will destroy you in the most beautiful way possible. and when i leave you will finally understand, why storms are named after people.
nothings worse than soft grapes
☾☻soft grunge blog☻☽
Tips for being an adult:
- there are none
- don’t become an adult
- stay a child forever
- Peter Pan was right
yeah ur secrets safe with me
I wasn’t listening in the first place
Can we just take a moment to appreciate the fact that the part of this comic Tumblr has chosen to use is the last frame
THIS WHOLE COMIC IS SO QUALITY