1/4 of tumblr: OH MY GOD GUYS THEY ARE GOING TO BUY TUMBLR
1/4 of tumblr: OH MY GOD THEY BOUGHT TUMBLR AND ARE GOING TO CHANGE EVERYTHING
1/4 of tumblr: WHO THE FUCK CARES, THEY AREN'T CHANGING ANYTHING ANYWAYS
1/4 of tumblr: yo wtf how is this fucking site 1.1billion dollars we literally post porn and doctor who all day
TOTALLY JUST CONVINCED MY BRITISH FRIEND THE AMERICAN SCHOOL SYSTEM USES SHARPS AND FLATS IN GRADING LIKE A-, Ab, A, A#, AND A+ AND SHE’S TOTALLY BUYING IT
YOU LITTLE SHIT
(via youngatheartyoungatmind)
17yr:
this baby was drinking from a straw and tilted her cup upside down and it spilled all over her and i was thinking “what a fucking idiot” and then i realized its a baby and im just a terrible person
(via youngatheartyoungatmind)
THERE IS A FUCKING COW TRYING TO GET INSIDE MY HOUSE
I AM HOME ALONE
WHAT DO I DO THERE IS A COW PRESSING ITS FACE AGAINST THE WINDOW
tell it to mooove
tumblr is boring today better go check tumblr
(Source: tasteofavery, via noimjustkiddin)
if u dont unironically like at least a few high school musical songs you are lying
police: *knock knock*
me: whos there
police: theres been an accident
me: theres been an accident who
